hey .. i just figured out how to fix the format.. oh yea

HAHAZ FUNNIEEEE POST!

mmOkAy.

just to make it known first 2 paragraphs by your truly and the rest by .......

Guest Blogger: Teo Xuan Lang!

wow! i know .. so cool right . like mr brown-mr miyagi like that.

what da heow?

and that was a poem i wrote very quickly and anyway blogger screwed up the format. but.. yea.

btw, ubin was really cool just that i am covered with mozzie and sandfly bites all over which are somehow only starting to itch NOW! anyways, a brief commmentary about it la. i think it really brought me alot closer to my batch mates and i managed to forge a lot of firm friendships. 2 days out in the wilderness with nothing but a bunch of guys to depend on does something to each of us y'know. EREBOR! hahaz

one pretty cool thing i saw was a grass stick on a treebranch. at first i thought it was a plant with an exceptionally curvy and peculiar stem but upon taking a closer look i realised it was a coolio grass snake... and that's not all... it was devouring a chameleon! stick icky!

anyway.. it's always during these trips that i wish for a camera and jasper (my team mate) was also musing about it. there was of course the magnificent sunset on mon night.. i mean.. wat a sight!

Erebor Database (just for the fun of it)

Members:
Bing Wen (prefect/npcc)
Elt (prefect/morrison)
Jasper (npcc)
Hao Pin* (chinese calligraphy club)
Ronald (science club)
Shu Li (green earth club)
Fung Shing (02 Scouts)
Shawn Tan (interact club)
Jon Yee (computer science club)
Shanan (tennis)
Jun Da (boys brigade)

that's it there, 11 of us.
*not sure about how to spell his name cause he was the only one who forgot to put a nametag on the first day.

Core Values:
Helping Others
Respect
Teamwork

Flag Description:
a striking and bold chinese character in the middle of the flag which is jing. it means respect. beneath it bloody letterings scream "EREBOR" and beside it are the remaing core values. a masterpiece indeed! haha

i gtg now. perhaps will talk about it more some other time. bye~

hi guys, elt back on popular demand blazing the keyboard to bring you insights from my most exciting life of which you have missed out on for the past months when i did not blog. truth be told, i no longer relish in updating my blog since it is usually trash talk and trivial updates about this and that. just... nit-picking.

well, i guess its partly my fault that it is not lively, entertaining and engaging. so in the end that accusing finger points at me. yup, that's why unless i decide to make this place really impressive i might as well just chuck it. still, i think i am gonna give it another go. what say you?

firstly, i would like to wish xuan lang a very belated happy birthday. i would also like to wish kennedy and jessica alba happy birthday, too. oh ya you know that new tiger commercial? wah damn power seh. its by far my favourite tv commercial.. so far.. i mean everyday i surf channels just to watch commercials and this one is by far my favourite. yar... you don't know?.. the one where kennedy asks jess alba "1 2 have a tiger" and she says "mmOkAy"... walao... damn funny la... just like the middle earth joke. HAHAHAHA

and for the past few days i have been at ubin.. okay la actually only monday and tuesday. and i have to tell you something... junyang actually has an english name! it is "harry".. yar like harry lee kuan yew? so he's harry chua junyang.. so cool right.. and he's damn furry .. like a hobbit's feet. just that he's furry all over but i think that's damn hOt lar.. so manly until i jealous man... oh and ronald kong like to take off his shirt ar.. i tell you his pecs remind me of the libra zodiac sia.. sicko.. but cannot beat me la. i have to sleep on my front everyday to prevent growth sia---

ok.. now i am feeling damn bored.. and damn bored. let me tell u an internal secret.. morrison is going to print underwears. ya thats right man.. 'MORRISON' on the back.. with all the nic chongs and hipster pants, walao i think its gonna be the next IN thing man. hot like red hot chilli pepperzzzzz


ok now i am going to end off with a super coolio poem... which i wrote of course.. i shall title it
Super Coolio Poem by Elton Yeo Shiyuan
enjoy... (mmOkAy)

Super Coolio Poem by Elton Yeo Shiyuan

Poised at the edge
Too steady for comfort
He feels a tear
        Drop
And feels the sweat run
against his beaten will
              
There is a shadow
Of himself below
Where the sun does not
Want to
                    Reach
He wonders if he can
Touch it
              
He prepares himself
A breath taken
              
A breath taken

ok... bye all.. i know blogger screwed up the format for it.. but nvm la.. u get it more or less right.
bye harry

cant believe i managed to last the entire day. toady has been one of the longest day i have ever had.. i know i know.. each day only had 24 hours.. y'know what i mean right XDDDDDD
ok.. but anyway.. on second thought perhaps not longest.. i have stayed in school till 10pm before. but today was one of the msot exhausting days for sure.. what with lessons the extra lesson after extra lesson (i missed a few impt lessons during biotech fair last week) and then i reached home at 5 30 for a disturbed nap till 6 30 before i went off for tuition. whew. i know.. reading it makes you tired right .. XDDDDD

the moon is really bright tonight, can almost see the america flag there. hmmm...

Hellohello one night only special offer you look like tweety bird today pink belt girl why your momma so like that go hawker centre find you then ask you go home some more your friends all down there (your name sylvester?) then your little brother look so sad I tell you ar when you grow up then you know how hard it is for your momma to raise you to up ok so when you tell you nicely do something just listen la why meng chao chao I bet you not virgin anymore sia this kind damn havoc one la what drugs you take before ice ar I also got try inside my cup of pepsi twist a lot of ice wa lao lame joke lame joke you know I bet pepsi company buy all the lemon soap from momma lemon and then add inside the lousy pepsi then say oooo n(ice) n(ice) baby come try and wash your guts hurhur anyway I say ar you learn how to treat your momma well because you loves you lots and if you dun one day you regret sia then you dun cry cause your boyfriend leave you your brother tried to kill you and your uncle try rape you joking la relac you be good k

how saddening.. we did well at biotech fair but unfortunately not well enough to be "shortlisted".. feel like all our last min hard work did not pay off .. and we missed school... sux man..

at least the science centre rocked. it's seriously one of the most rxciting and intriguing places you can find in singapore.. and if you have not gone down by yourself in a long time.. do so soon.

oh well.. dun want to say anything else here... wait.. i WALKED ON BROKEN GLASS last friday at the BP Mentorship Conference thingy.. haha.. i have conquered my fears.. WOO HOO

somehow doesnt matter anymore ...

just had three combos for dinner.. yes.. those biscuits which claim to be the oven baked crusts of pizza with special centre filling. pepperoni pizza of joy in a little capsule. the future has come before you know it but i found it in the past.

do you remember those lollipops with a parrot on the wrapper.. and it allowed you to blow into it like an instrument but if you blew too much all that would ever come out was your saliva? haha. yes. very wistful indeed.

i'll have my supper/dinner soon

btw, i think this blogskin is quite dreary.

down with a fever and it sux. big time.
today i spent my time in sch with an impending fever and when it came i was delirious. didnt help that there was a lit essay test which i had to do while nursing myself.. lol. like what the hell man,
in philo class my finger nalis were blue cause it was so freaking cold. they turned numb la.. damn scary.. i thought got frost bite then going to drop off .LOLZ
on op of all that crap i also had to finish the gift for mrs tan siok mui which by the way is excellent (thats wat you get when things are carried out by me).
must apologize to everyone i offended while on my dizzy spree, i think i recklessly told some ppl off.. whoops. pls understand i had a blazing 38.3 degrees celcius when i took my temp at home. !!
lang said i may have passed a lil of my illness to him.. sorry man.. hope no one else gets this bug.
so got mc for next 2 days.. ( i know.. teacher' day is hol) and i am.. neutral about it..
you know how you always want to be sick when you are feeling stressed because you think it will give you some time off .. well does not work that way apparently. cause when you are really sick.. your body feels horrible and the medicine makes you groggy. so does not help you a single bit. hope i get well soon cause biotech fair is coming up..

well, i will also be missing cip cause i am sick.. feel bad about it.. but no choice la.. dun want to spread it to anyone else. see.. i so thoughtful.. thank you..

when i grow up i will be rich and famous and trade tips on whaich cadillac to purchase
or maybe a rolls royce or two?